MELVIN SAYS "OH MY!!!"
As toxic penis substance makes it’s way into city streets
TROMA fans launch a search to find their missing leader, LLOYD KAUFMAN.
Desperate to locate the coveted "oasis" linked to this unusual substance,
THE TOXIC AVENGER’s
MELVIN the “MOP BOY”, MARK TORGL
hunts down the rumored source desperate to replace his diminishing stash.
With the turmoil of his abduction and thirty-year quest behind him
Mark encounters Kaufman at the foot of the oasis.
The creator immediately welcomes his beloved “Mop Boy”,
but not without dubious admonishments.
He then ingratiates his little Melvin with a special role by dubbing him,
“LEADER OF THE TROMITES”!
Mark, now faced with the troma-tic obligation to cease all earthly
disturbances caused by this toxic penis substance
that has taken it's toll on fans who've succumb to it,
fears his mop will not be up to the task!